ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Windows geeft regelmatig allerlei foutmeldingen weer. Een hoge functionaris van Mircrosoft heeft in een "geheim" archief de juiste betekenissen van al die "errors" gevonden, en in de openbaarheid gebracht. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger. WindowError:002 No error . . . yet. WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file. WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong. WindoEError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused. WindowError:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive. WindowError:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent. WindowError:008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments. WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened. WindowError:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full. WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum. WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More! WindoEError:00D Window closed. Do not look out. WindowError:00E Window open, do not look in. WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened. WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes WindowError:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening. WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door. WindowError:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of. WindowError:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed. WindowError:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not! WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry. WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error. WindowError:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate. WindowError:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed. WindowError:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait. WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes WindowError:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost. WindowError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows. WindowError:079 Mouse not found. Driver not installed. Click to continue. WindowError:103 Error buffer overflow. Succeeding errors will be lost. WindowError:678 Leaving Windows. Do you want to play another game? WindowError:683 Operator fell asleep while waiting. WindowError:815 Insufficent Memory (50.312.583 Bytes available). --------------------------------------------------------------------------